You know what's been driving me crazy? Rules.
Rules drive me crazy. I'm a non-conformist, meaning I don't do anything that does't make sense to me, even if everyone around me is doing the "thing".
I don't believe in politics. They're absurd, yet so many folks are either celebrating or crying over them. Ridiculous.
I'm not here be to liked, I'm here to help people who feel lost and/or who want way more out of life.
More cuddling, affection, drive, passion, purpose, meaning, tenderness, and love.
So many people are lost. Are you feeling lost?
Tell me about it.
If you don't feel as though you have anyone in your corner, I'm here to help, because I know what it's like to feel like an odd-ball.
I feel a deep sense of responsibility to help people who feel like the world has gone to hell in a hand-basket. I'm a fool for love and there's nothing foolish about that.
We're going through a cleansing cycle, and if you're feeling depressed, lonely or anxious, you're not alone, but you certainly don't have to sit in those feelings.
We need good people in our lives who have pure intent, people who want to see us win! We need good people who mirror the goodness in us. If you have no such mirrors, you need to find one.
And guess what? You found one here!
I've been on a campaign to help people who have been wounded by life, and it's a calling that fills my soul, because until we are all absolved of suffering, no one can feel truly at peace.
Do you know who's great at dissolving pain and suffering?
Mother Nature. Oh boy, yes, she knows everything.
She has teachers like "Funguy" to help alleviate the suffering of humanity, but so few people trust Her medicines.
Why? Because of politics and religion. Politics create these pesky ridiculous rules that have been created to keep people weak of mind and spirit. God in is Her medicine. It's true! I can attest!
Together they make love with us! What an experience, oh what a journey!
If everyone took a journey with FunGuy, guess what would happen?
People would be happy and feel united.
It's so easy. It's right in front of us. But that's not what the "rulers" want for us.
No, they want pain and division, so that you can take those pills and consume the sugary treats that will have you forget the pain their dogmas and policies cause, albeit temporarily.
Mother Nature's medicines treat the CAUSE of pain and suffering. God is in Her.
Only the brave dare ask the question? What happens if I dive into the rabbit hole of Mother Nature's Master Teachers? What will I find?
I'll tell you what you'll find; truth, harmony, divinity, love and understanding.
What is holding you back from such a journey? I do want to know, would you be willing to tell me?
In all my years of medicinal facilitation, I have never come across a "bad trip". That's not what's in store for the folks who are the path to self-discovery. No, no, my dear friends.
The road that starts out with curiosity leads to satisfaction.
I'm inviting 5 people to join me in a deep dive into Love's Abyss to heal (the self and relationships), to transcend (suffering and disease), and to unite (in purpose and action).
The byproduct of such an endeavor is healing, connection, and inspiration.
Read my testimonials if you need extra proof of the efficacy of my work.
I can only take 5 people because that is my capacity, in terms of space and quality time.
The cost is $1600 pp, or $1500 pp (for a couple) for an 8 week intensive, including a medicinal ceremonial experience.
This 8-week-long immersive and in-person experience will blow your mind, and connect you back with all your lost parts, revealing the beauty and genius of your life.
Meet like-minded people and work/play to heal together in order to push the boundaries of what we've come to expect, and instead create a life that is ecstatic and meaningful.
Think of it as a Master-Mind group, where you can all shine together and where we can take each other to the next level by our positive association.
But first, you've gotta sign up.
If you're interested in Learning More, ask all your questions.
Recap:
-$1600
-8 Week Spiritual/Emotional/Relational Intensive
-2 Hours Per Week (Single & In Group)
-In Person (Salt Lake City Residents only)
If you're single, you'll love this. If you're struggling in your relationship, you'll also love this. If you're feeling lost and uninspired, you'll love this.
Check out my FB page for little bits of content I'm creating if you need more proof. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100089635647145
Let's Heal, Learn & Grow together, so that we can Make More Love!
Sending big hugs your way,
Marian xo
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